God grant me.....

by Jennifer
(Tulsa, Oklahoma)

God grant for me this year a
skinny body and
a fat wallet...
and don't get them mixed up
like you did last year

God grant for me this year a
thin waist and
a thick skin...
and don't get them mixed up
like you did last year

God grant for me this year a
ginormous heart and
minute inner critic...
and don't get them mixed up
like you did last year

God grant for me this year a
large spirit and
a small behind..
and don't get them mixed up
like you did last year

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