My body's gone all crazyand everyone is a noticing - my memory's a wee bit hazyAnd neither arem"t because I'm lazyIt's those hormones - no doubtEstrogen, progesterone and more... that's what it's aboutAround my middle and actually um.. just everywhere I'm getting more stoutMy jean zip is poppingThose once upright breasts are droppingAnd those hot flashes aren't a-stoppingMenopause is no funBut there's nowhere to hide and no-where to runMy newly acquired moustache and chin hairs are fit to stunOh what to do, what to doGuess I could always bless my feet that still take the same size shoeAnd maybe if I bought kinder glasses I'd be able to see something beautiful that's new
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